Wednesday, June 24, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret" — Est. 1987 — Sunshine Shoals, Florida
Sunshine Shoals, Florida Vol. XXXIX · No. 175 Price: Free (Stolen copies extra)
BREAKING:
Sunshine Shoals Man Arrested For Teaching Gators To Open Car Doors Local Strip Mall Now 40% Bail Bonds Shops, Mayor Calls It Economic Growth Hurricane Season Prep: Residents Line Up For Last Case Of Beer At Publix Stolen Airboat Found In Wendy's Drive-Through, Engine Still Running City Budget Shortfall Blamed On Missing Funds, Missing Accountant, And Missing Accountant's Boat Python Removal Hotline Accidentally Connected To Pizza Delivery For Three Weeks, Nobody Noticed Retired Con Artist Wins Citizen Of The Year Award, Acceptance Speech Under Investigation New Condo Development Promises Ocean Views, Built Six Miles Inland Local Man's Insurance Claim For Gator Damage Denied After Gator Provides Alibi Tourist Trap Gift Shop Achieves New Record: Zero Accurate Florida Facts Per Square Foot

Florida Man Uses Stolen Airboat to Deliver Illegal Pythons to HOA Meeting

Local authorities arrested Marvin Krebsbach, 42, after he dramatically crash-landed a hijacked airboat into the Pelican Palms Community Center during a heated homeowners association dispute. Witnesses reported Krebsbach was transporting three Burmese pythons as "visual aids" to prove his point about landscaping regulations, ultimately causing $17,000 in damages and sending three board members to the hospital.

Sunshine Shoals Gazette Feb 22, 2026 34 reads