Local authorities arrested Gary "Blender" Higgins after he was caught operating an underground smoothie distribution network using a hijacked airboat. Witnesses reported Higgins wearing a Captain Morgan costume while distributing frozen beverages laced with suspiciously potent "local herbs" to unsuspecting retirees at the Sunshine Shores Shopping Center.
A 17-foot Burmese python crashed the Pelican Palms Estates homeowners association meeting Tuesday, consuming not only the suggestion box but three for...
Sunshine Shoals Mayor Ted Rollins accidentally sold 40 acres of protected wetlands to a BBC nature documentary team during what he believed was a time...
Eugene Moffett, 72, was arrested for orchestrating a multi-county insurance scam involving strategically placed alligators and fabricated property dam...
Melissa Rourke developed an intricate network of feline couriers transporting unspecified "packages" between Sunshine Shoals and neighboring counties....
Ron's Rare Reptiles experienced total chaos when an incompetent air conditioning technician triggered an emergency release of over 200 exotic animals....
Local law enforcement arrested Travis Dunham and Kyle Reese after they broke into what they believed was a target storage unit, only to discover it wa...
Sunshine Shoals Development Group unveiled plans for "Wave Rider Estates," a proposed condominium complex designed to withstand Category 5 hurricanes ...
Frank "Mudrunner" Rodriguez constructed an elaborate underground airboat racing network deep within protected wetlands, complete with makeshift pit st...
A Congo African Grey parrot named Captain provided such specific details about a home invasion that local detectives are considering its statements as...
Local authorities arrested Frank Dobson, 43, after store security discovered a 4-foot alligator stuffed down his cargo shorts during a routine shoppin...
Herbert Kleinschmidt, 72, was caught running a $3.2 million fraudulent timeshare operation targeting midwestern retirees from his gated community's po...
A 14-foot Burmese python was found living inside the abandoned Radio Shack of the Sunshine Shores Plaza, forcing emergency services to quarantine the ...
Wesley Higgins, 35, was arrested after commandeering a tour operator's airboat mid-performance while drunkenly singing Jimmy Buffett covers in the Eve...
Sunset Palms Homeowners Association president Margaret Thornhill has initiated a controversial crusade against "excessive decorative fowl," threatenin...