Sunday, March 1, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Local Mayor Accidentally Sells City Swampland to Undercover Wildlife Documentary Crew

Sunshine Shoals Mayor Ted Rollins accidentally sold 40 acres of protected wetlands to a BBC nature documentary team during what he believed was a timeshare presentation. The crew, posing as German tourists, paid $3,500 in cash and drove away with full municipal deed rights.