Sunday, March 1, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

HOA President Declares War on Neighborhood Lawn Flamingo Proliferation

Sunset Palms Homeowners Association president Margaret Thornhill has initiated a controversial crusade against "excessive decorative fowl," threatening $500 fines for each plastic flamingo displayed on residential properties. Her 27-page manifesto includes detailed diagrams of acceptable lawn ornamentation.