Tuesday, April 7, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Corrupt Mayor Proposes Alligator-Based Municipal Parking Enforcement Program

Mayor Frank Crumbley announced a controversial plan to replace parking meters with trained alligators, claiming the reptiles would be more "cost-effective and motivational" than traditional citations. The proposal includes a $500,000 training program at a local reptile farm.