Sunday, March 1, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Florida Man Grind Queen Charges 'Marina Access Fee' To Boat Owners Who Don't Know Better, Nets $108

A routine insurance adjustment for water damage at the Sunshine Shoals Motel turned into a The Dock Tax when Grind Queen discovered the owner had no actual documentation of the alleged flood. Using a combination of forged paperwork and bureaucratic confidence, Grind Queen walked away with $108 and a complimentary continental breakfast voucher.