Sunday, March 1, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Florida Man Florida Manny Convinces Dock Workers A Whole Pallet 'Fell In The Water,' Keeps $378

Martha Cunningham's mobility scooter rental service near retirement communities charged $378 for vehicles that were essentially one pothole away from total mechanical failure. Her genius was rotating inventory just before warranty claims could be filed, and maintaining an air of grandmotherly concern.