Sunday, March 1, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Ghost Charter Captain Big Tony Sails Away With $160

Big Tony Rodriguez's "beach artifact recovery" service charged $160 to "professionally search" sections of shoreline that had been carefully pre-salted with interesting but completely fake archaeological specimens. His success rate was 100% because he controlled both the search and the discovery.