Sunday, March 1, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Gator Gary Sells Phantom Permits, Earns $121 Bypassing City Bureaucracy

During a routine boat repo near the mangrove swamps, Gator Gary discovered the vessel was loaded with forgotten contraband from a decade-old smuggling operation. A quick call to an old contact netted $121 and a "finder's fee" that would make the original owners weep if they ever discovered the transaction.