Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

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Florida Man Marathon Mike's Pickpocket Spree Along Boardwalk Yields $152

Marathon Mike Santiago found that selling "exclusive" beach metal detecting "licenses" to tourists could generate $152 $600 weekly from people eager to find nonexistent treasures. A laminated card and confident demeanor were all that was required.