Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Local Opportunist Steady Eddie Proves Civic Duty Can Be Financially Rewarding, Earns $63

Frank Holloway realized selling counterfeit "limited edition" local art to tourists was a victimless crime with minimal risk. By setting up a beachside stand and creating marginally convincing paintings of pelicans and sunsets, he consistently conned vacationers into paying $63 for "authentic" Florida artwork.