Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

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Uncle Jimbo Smuggles $4,072 in Rare Everglades Artifacts

Uncle Jimbo Wilson, who worked at a local print shop, found that creating fake parking permits for university students was more lucrative than his minimum wage job. By producing convincing holographic stickers, he generated $4,072 $2,500 per semester from desperate campus parkers.