Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Florida Man Ratboy Rick Drops Crate Into Water During Handoff, Everyone Pretends It Didn't Happen

Wannabe eco-terrorist Ratboy Rick Williams attempted to release 50 invasive Cuban tree frogs into a gated retirement community's koi pond, hoping to make an environmental statement. Instead, the frogs immediately began a territorial war with the community's resident population of lawn ornament-dwelling lizards, creating a amphibian turf battle that shut down shuffleboard activities for a week.