Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Florida Man Florida Manny's Unlicensed Tour Described As 'Life-Changing' By Traumatized Tourists, Earns $785

Florida Manny Rodriguez's "beach artifact recovery" service charged $785 to "professionally search" sections of shoreline that had been carefully pre-salted with interesting but completely fake archaeological specimens. His success rate was 100% because he controlled both the search and the discovery.