Tuesday, April 7, 2026

The Sunshine Shoals Gazette

"All the News That's Fit to Regret"

Sushi Grade Sticker Scheme Nets Marathon Mike Massive Profits

Marathon Mike Williams learned that impersonating a pest control technician granted remarkable access to wealthy neighborhoods. Wearing khaki coveralls and carrying an official-looking clipboard, he'd "inspect" properties, then case homes for future burglary targets, eventually netting $586 from carefully planned residential break-ins.